How long can you keep staring at this website?

When I surfed the web I came across this beautiful website: www.websitesthatsuck.com. It is just hilarious how far people can go in making their website worse. I am not a designing expert, but maybe I could do better than this example.

Just try following link and I assure you, you will have a totally different view on website and advertisement aesthetics! Try to look as long as possible at the website. My record is 10 seconds without having to close my eyes!

Go TO: http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/

HOW LONG DID YOU RESIST?

PS: Did you notice the cat at the bottom?